News
12/24/2009
Well humpin-jumpin Jesus, looks like we're wrappin us another year up real good here in Lubbock. Right on the eve of baby Jesus' birthday we got us a bunch of snow on the ground, goddamn wind's blowing 90-to-nothin', the old lady's gone over to her sister's trailer 'cause she's "Sick of my shit" and me and Steve'r camped out in front of the hi-fi with a handle of Jimmy Beam and a bucket of Popeye's. Gonna be a good one, I can tell.
By the way, this is Troy Wayne comin' atcha from Lubbock, Steve's in the house and says "howdy."
First off, we want to thank all of our friends in San Marcos for participating in our first food drive. We raised around 4500 lbs of food and it was a real, real good time. In addition, a big thanks to all them pretty gals who rubbed on us inappropriately, showed us their drawers and other stuff, and who whispered something I think was pretty dirty in my ear. Please bring pills next time.
Secondly, I know its been said a million times already, but the new Beaumonts record is almost done. It's sooooooooo close, and from what I can tell, its probably the best recording of anything ever made. You'll see what I mean early next year.
Third, we have a few real good shows coming up and I'd like to go ahead and showcase two of them right now. New Years eve at Emo's in Austin, Texas with Scott Biram. Last time we played a New Years eve show I pissed the couch in the lobby of a Budget Inn in Snyder. I hope this one is as good as that one was.
Coming at the end of January, we have a little deal at Hole in the Wall in Austin with a band called the Hickoids. I have been told that this band has a lot of pills, which I am excited about.
All right, that's about it. Look for The Beaumonts on the cover of Weird magazine here pretty soon. There's a lot of irons in the fire for 2010, so check for the update. Steve says "Happy Holidays," I say the same.
We'll be talkin' atcha.
-twd
7/25/2009
Good God! Where has the time gone?
Welcome back to The Beaumonts, I'm TWD, here's the news:
Firstly, and foremostly, its been a long, hot summer up here on the South Plains. Your friends, The Beaumonts have been hole-up in our trailers, with all the windows covered up with tinfoil, just waitin' for the sun to disappear for a minute. Looks like we'll be comin' out sometime in August to kick off the fall portion of our dirty little honky-tonk schedule. Got some good ones comin' up, got some surprises comin' up, probably got us some long nights and short pay comin' up, too.
We got us a record comin', too!
I reckon that's it for now, keep an eye on the schedule, we'll be stoppin' in soon. Here comes!
2/27/2009
How do, and welcome back to all the news that's worth a fuck. I'm TW Delco and this is the update:
First off, thanks to everybody who helped get this crazy computer site up-and running. Without you folks, and you know who I'm talkin' to, without you, we'd all probably have been eaten by werewolves. So,thanks!
Secondly, we have a whole bunch of shows for March. Come on out and get your drunk and stupid on, also, make sure to buy lots of merch and tell Don Ed he looks really nice, not retarded at all, in his new haircut.
Our first session for the upcoming, as-yet untitled (but I am leaning toward FUCK YOU AND YOUR SHITTY CLUB) recording effort went worse than expected, which in Beaumonts land translates to "great." I'd say the very worst part of the whole thing was the constant vomiting, although Steve thinks the "indiscriminate bullying and waving around of the pistol by Troy" part was a contender. Really? Either way, stay glued to the screen for updates on our progress.
All right, seems like I've covered it for now. Everybody knows what to do, right? Well, all right.
2/10/2009
Looks like the boys will be headed to the studio with our fearless producer, Whitey Blackfinger, in early February of '09.
There'll be plenty of shows this year, so keep an eye out! We have a few dates for SXSW in Austin, and they'll be posted here as soon as they're confirmed.
Also, we got us a brand new store right here on the world-wide web. Now you can get all the kickass Beaumonts merch you want, delivered right to your front door.
Looks like that's it for now. See y'all down in San Antonio.
-twd
